Curse

beltran13579 · Dec 02, 2006, 10:40 PM // 22:40

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer the riddle?

[DE] · Dec 02, 2006, 10:45 PM // 22:45

"No"

That is the answer.

edit: Quick explanation, it doesn't say "this" riddle, it says "the" riddle, therefor we can't assume that the lines above it is the riddle. Instead we must assume that it is random gibberish ment to throw us off. And so the riddle is actually "Can you answer the riddle". So the answer would be no

(also it says Can you answer the Riddle instead of the usual What Am I?)

I pwnd U · Dec 03, 2006, 01:53 AM // 01:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Phantom

"No"

That is the answer.

edit: Quick explanation, it doesn't say "this" riddle, it says "the" riddle, therefor we can't assume that the lines above it is the riddle. Instead we must assume that it is random gibberish ment to throw us off. And so the riddle is actually "Can you answer the riddle". So the answer would be no

(also it says Can you answer the Riddle instead of the usual What Am I?)

And this is why he is thinking of going to Boston College. I'm so proud of the little bugger...

FeuerFrei · Dec 03, 2006, 08:20 AM // 08:20

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.

answer is time

[DE] · Dec 03, 2006, 02:50 PM // 14:50

Not according to google.com!!!!!
(Or the little kids that said "no" and the people giving them the riddle said they were right)

beltran13579 · Dec 03, 2006, 05:36 PM // 17:36

heres another riddle

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

Paul Mahdi · Dec 03, 2006, 05:37 PM // 17:37

"m" does

beltran13579 · Dec 03, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

[DE] · Dec 03, 2006, 06:09 PM // 18:09

It is Fire

Halmyr · Dec 04, 2006, 01:33 AM // 01:33

Ok try this one:

A Man is watching a guarded Door, and to enter he must give the right answer.

So a first man approach, the guard say twelve, and the man answer six.
He enters

A second man approach, this time the Guards say six, the second man answers three. He also enters.

The Man that was watching the door come's, the guards say's ten, the man answer's five. He does not get in.

What should He have answerd instead?

ss1986v2 · Dec 04, 2006, 01:58 AM // 01:58

what is weightless, can be seen by the naked eye, and if you put it in a barrel, it will make the barrel lighter?

*hint* old school nickelodeon fans should know this...

[DE] · Dec 04, 2006, 02:02 AM // 02:02

a "hole" but let's concetrate on Haylmr's riddle before we ask anymore

Haylmr: The answer is three! (He's pretty much asking how many letters long his number is)
(A big thanks and a cookie to [BD]Phydeaux in IRC [aka the guy who just posted below me] for helping out with that one!)

Phydeaux · Dec 04, 2006, 02:16 AM // 02:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halmyr

Ok try this one:

A Man is watching a guarded Door, and to enter he must give the right answer.

So a first man approach, the guard say twelve, and the man answer six.
He enters

A second man approach, this time the Guards say six, the second man answers three. He also enters.

The Man that was watching the door come's, the guards say's ten, the man answer's five. He does not get in.

What should He have answerd instead?

three
how many letters are in "ten"

Phydeaux · Dec 04, 2006, 02:33 AM // 02:33

A math riddle:
Three men get a motel room for an evening (don't ask... it isn't relevant).
The manager says the room will cost $30, so each man gives the manager $10.
Later, the manager realizes he overcharged for the room, so he gives the bellhop five $1 bills and tells him to take the money to their room.
The bellhop gives each of the men one dollar and keeps $2 for his tip.
Each man ended up spending $9 for a total of $27, plus a $2 tip... where did the other dollar go?

I pwnd U · Dec 04, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35

the bellhop took it!!

Phydeaux · Dec 04, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38

no, the bellhop only took $2, keep guessing.

[DE] · Dec 04, 2006, 02:48 AM // 02:48

They paid in change! No dollar was missing! (Just not in the form of paper)

Take away my first letter;
take away my second letter;
take away all my letters,
and I would remain the same.
What am I?

sgtclarity · Dec 04, 2006, 02:50 AM // 02:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Phantom

They paid in change! No dollar was missing! (Just not in the form of paper)

Take away my first letter;
take away my second letter;
take away all my letters,
and I would remain the same.
What am I?

NOTHING

[DE] · Dec 04, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51

Wrong

sgtclarity · Dec 04, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Phantom

Wrong

well fock you